Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
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