either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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