so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
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do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
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the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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