she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
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I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
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In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
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