I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Randomize
