just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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