# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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