Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
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He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
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Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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