I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
