I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
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