We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
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OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
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he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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