Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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