Whod you bang
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
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