I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
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