just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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