dude i'm inner monologue high
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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