weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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