Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
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I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
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