Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Randomize
