If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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