honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Randomize
