It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
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