so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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