I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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