You just made me feel so damn special
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
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I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
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How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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