Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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