i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
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i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
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Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
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