I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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