Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
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Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
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I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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