I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
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Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
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You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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