Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
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Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
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someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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