Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
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thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
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Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
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