that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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