do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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