Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
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i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
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