I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
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