Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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