You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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