THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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