everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
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No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
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Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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