The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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