Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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