Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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