if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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