it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
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Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
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Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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