so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
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He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
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OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
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