weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
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Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
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So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Randomize