When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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