Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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