i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
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I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
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My day in three words: secret purse cake
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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