I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
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Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
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You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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