i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
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well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
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You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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