is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
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