sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
so much tequila, so little girl.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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