he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
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I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
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U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Get my husband this drunk again I will rip off your balls off with my bare hands and then cut them up with a dirty axe like fish bits. Do you understand me? DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?! See you at breakfast, FUCK FACE. I'll shove that bottle of Jamison so far up your ass you'll still be praying in 2020 you can take a shit! Seriously, you make it hard to be your best friend.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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